Cool
Thank you
My admiration
How come we have to count so many notes?
Right after you have gone for lunch
Boss Kam came with a check of half a million
He wants it in small denomination
Half a million in small denomination
Oh no, less than half an hour left
What to do? Don't count it wrong
Yuk, your call
You can't do it?
All right...l am sorry, I have to go to the washroom
Shui
We are so busy already You can't do it yourself?
It is not my forte
How come so many are needed to count money?
Boss Kam is cashing half a million
He will come to get it soon
And we have not finished counting
Why isn't Spinster counting as well?
She has a pair of hands
Spinster, what are you doing here?
It is busy like hell outside
What actually do you mean?
What are you doing here?
Now go out and count
You go out too
Shui, you have nothing to do?
Now go out and help
Just go
What? What are you looking for?
Give it back to me? What?
Just give it back to me Give what?
You crazy? Give what to you?
Give your lost youth back to you?
Don't be silly
Miss Wong, may be we should talk with Boss Kam
About what?
That we have lost his check?
If you feel embarrassed Let me talk with him
Shui, leave me alone
I am going to faint
The time is up
Look for it over there, come on
Have anyone seen the check?
Boss Kam has been waiting in the conference room for 10 minutes
Just give him the money
Miss Wong, what is going on?
Manager Chin, actually... What?
What is going on? You tell me
Actually...
They are all so slow
We have just finished counting
I am going to the conference room right now
Please be quick Yes
How come you didn't see it?
It is right here
All right, now it is found
Yuk, you don't have to work in the Jockey Club this evening
We can still make it for the 5:30 show
You hid the check?
Just her worried look was revenge enough
You have gone too far
We were looking everywhere for it
But I did it for you
You meant to humour her by buying her chocolate
But she swept them to the floor
What did you mean? Look...
She was not right
But you shouldn't have played a prank with this
You knew the consequence
I... You see others' shortcomings
But what about yours?
You never take anything seriously
You gossip about this or joke with that
Look at you, you can't stand still?
You shake all your blessings away
What's wrong with your arms? Polio?
Don't think that by treating me to dinner
Or buy me flowers and it will work
Have you noticed?
I have not worn blue
Since you said I looked good in blue
Go find a proper job
You really find me so obnoxious?
I didn't know that
But it is not too late to know
So you really hid the check
Good, you don't have to come tomorrow
Miss Wong
You are fired
Thank you
You have waken up me
All right, I will go
I can go now?
You have nothing to say now?
Eat your chocolate, witch!
Shui Yuk bought them for you
I curse you!
Some derelict van and you ruined my trainers
You can't afford to repay me, you rascal
It is all right, let me
Bravo
Well? I am not a bad coach
Cut it out, blowing your own trumpet
I will treat you to Korean barbecue then
You are not worried about aches?
Then Chiuchow cuisine
What? It won't cost much You get off too lightly
Don't be so picky
Let us go home to eat
What? Come again?
I say let's go home for dinner
What?
Brother Tin, have some tea
Sure, thank you
You are naughty
Aunt, let me help you with the cooking
All right
Mr Ming, make yourself at home Sure
You take care of our guest Don't just stand there
I have to prepare dinner, come on
Please sit, Mr Ming Thank you
Have some tea Thank you
What about a cigarette? I don't smoke
You don't smoke
Gau always says you are very nice
She is very hard working
She knows nothing at all
You have to teach her
It goes without saying
Mr Ming will teach her
Right, Gau?
Oh yes, I have not bought toys for the kids
You don't have to
We are glad you come to visit us
You don't have to buy them anything
Kiddie, you have finished homework?
Yes
You have any old exercise book? Yes
See what this is?
A boat A boat
Uncle, what else can you make?
I can make owl, penguin, panda, bat And many other things
Really Yes
A plate for you Thank you
Uncle, make me one
Done
See, an airplane
Him
Uncle
What do you want me to make?
I want a bat A bat from tissue paper?
I want a penguin Penguin
I want a panda Panda
What about you? Butterfly
Butterfly
I want a plane
Uncle will make them for you
But you have to line up
The tall at the back, short ones in front
Line up...
All right, I have set up shop
The first one, good
I am going to make you a bat
This is the way to do it
It will be done in no time
Clear the table for dinner
Done, a penguin, for you
Uncle, I want one You want one?
Let Uncle eat first, leave it after dinner
After dinner
Right, after dinner
Uncle, make me a pizza after dinner
I have not had pizza for a long time
Really?
You be a good boy
I know it is your birthday next Sunday
Let me throw you a birthday party
We go for pizza, all right? Yes
Can I go along? Can I go along?
Of course, you are all good kids
Next Sunday, I will treat you to pizza
Hurray...
Brother Shui
It is late, why aren't you in bed?
You will not have the spirit to go to work tomorrow
The monk's brother's aunt's brother
Who is it?
Leave me alone
Leave him alone
He is too pampered to take work seriously
I pity his boss
Right, Cousin?
Oh yes, you have not told me
Who taught you paper folding
It moves
Yu Gau, how are you?
So you can make so many kinds
I didn't make them
The works in this suitcase
They were made by my former girlfriend
She made them for me
She used to teach handiwork and ans in kindergarten
I picked up paper folding from her
She was a sweet and simple girl
But why you broke up from such a girlfriend
If...
If it reminds you of something painful
Then you don't have to tell me
Thank you
Silly girl
Come on, let me tell you
You know what?
Once Yuk came here to mop the floor
I knew she didn't mean it
She took out the suitcase
I was worried that she would open it
So I scared her
You know what is inside?
Porn magazines, whip, leather pants And handcuffs
All SM stuff, you want to try them?
Really? She was terrified
How naughty of you, you did that to her
Don't tell anyone
This is a secret, no one can know about it
Get it? Yes
Let us put them back
Mommy, you want some?
You enjoy
Uncle, come and have some
Uncle, come play with us
You leave Uncle alone
Uncle can't play with you
It is all right, I play with you Great
Count me in Be quiet
Let me play a game with you
It is fun, come on
One by one How noisy
Look
Uncle gave it to me
Who else wants one? Me...
Let me draw one for you, with compass
This is a watch with compass
I want one too... All right, one for you
I want a compass too
Com pass, Swiss made
Now you all have a watch Yes
Then you be good kids
Go back to your seat, come on
Uncle, Aunt, I have to go back to the club
Don't let us delay you, bye bye
BYE bye Bye bye
Come here
When you take them back
Take a taxi, don't scrimp on it, get it?
Now bid Uncle goodbye
Uncle, don't go...
What? But I have to
You be good
Or Uncle won't make you paper folding
Right, I won't make them for you
Now say bye bye Bye bye
Heard it? What?
He called you Uncle
Oh yes
Look, go stop them, how messy
Let us go over All right
You really are good to them
You threw them this birthday party
Actually I didn't pay for it
Brother Tin did
He said it was also a celebration for my completion of the evening school
Congratulations
Now what are you going to do?
You will continue to work in the club?
They are so good to me
Especially Brother Tin
I really don't know how to tell them
I am leaving
Don't you mistake Brother Tin for a careless guy
He is very caring and he is a man of feelings
Isn't it cute? He taught me paper folding
He has made a lot for the kids
They say a man who loves kids
Can't be that bad
And I don't think I have been wrong with him
But have you thought for yourself?
You once said to me
It was not easy for you to come to Hong Kong
You want to better your life and you want to realize yourself
So you too think that I should look for another job?
Then I am relieved
Let me tell you in secret
I have applied for several
I have sent the letters
Really?
What? Aunt Cutie Hold it
How nice of you
Aunt Cutie wisdom of the day
Walk with your eyes open
I...l am fine there, this is where it hurts
I know, let me give it a rub
Done
Better now? Better now
Rascal, really
What happened?
I told you a dozen times
I bumped into a lamppost
I didn't mean here, I meant here
Over? Dumped?
Go ahead and tease me The chance doesn't come so often
To be honest, Yuk is a good girl
So very proper, I like her too
Why don't you court her then?
But she is not for us
Go find another one
lam serious this time
It is not driving a taxi You can't change lane so easily
Don't get heated up I am not
I understand how you feel
It was like that time your mom left me without saying a word
I was so devastated Like my father had passed away
I understand But there is nothing you can do
The dead can't be called back to life
My condolences
Don't you ruin yourself
I know, don't worry
I am not that young anymore
Now you have grown up
You can think this way You are more a grown-up than I am
We are now two of a kind Those without a woman
No, I have many women You don't know about it only
Who says I don't know?
They are all in Temple Street
Those fat women who line up the street
And ask you to go up with them
You rascal
I don't care about those women
Mistaken identity Really?
Tell me you haven't been there What?
Yes or no You rascal
Yes... but so what?
At my age, I can't have some fun from time to time?
Next time you go with me
Let me introduce a cute auntie to you
You are fallen
But I still have a bright future
Rascal
Don't call me all the time
Kiss you? I don't kiss people so easily
Have I worn the perfume you gave me?
I don't put on perfume so easily
I don't mind you being good to me
But I want to tell you
I am not an easy person
Let me repeat
I am not an easy person
Shui, the phone is fixed?
Not yet...
Mrs Ming just called and it didn't work
Yuk, what are you doing in my room?
Mrs Ming said the alter light bulb downstairs is broken
The phone here is out of order
So she asked me to come up and get a new one
Don't worry... I will put them back afterwards
I have told you many times
No one can touch this suitcase
You want to try the whip, leather pants And handcuffs inside?
Oh, I am so scared
But I really want to take a look of the whip and handcuffs, Brother Tin
So it seems you know what is inside
Fu Gau told you?
Of course
There are no secrets between us
So she told you my secrets
It is not fair to me
Well, the world is not fair
What do you want?
Tell me her secrets
There is one thing I wonder if you know about it
Sun Sun
She is not around
Sure...interview tomorrow at 10 am
What to bring?
ID card, two photographs
And certificates, which floor?
25 th, Personnel Department, Miss Wong
All right, thank you
Who was it for?
Yu Gau, look
It is pretty, for whom?
There is a compartment for pens here
I have checked out several shops Before I found this one
The design is good, and it is practical
It suits you For me?
Now we are at it
The advertising company is famous in Hong Kong
If you can work there
You can learn a lot
Actually advertising is a field with a bright future
And you had training in fine ans
I am quite choosy in your future job
Brother Tin
So you not just graduated from the Central Academy of Fine Arts
You had several years of experience in advertising in Shanghai
Yes
Actually your qualification and experience Meet our requirement
Then you mean
You will hire me?
But in our company
Many department heads are westerners
I know my Cantonese is poor
But my English is OK
Come in Miss Wong
Yes
Mr Anderson is not free in the afternoon
The 3 pm meeting will be held now OK
Miss Yu, that's all for today
We will notify you
Miss Wong...
Wait for our call, OK?
Sorry, sir, you can't speak to Miss Wong right now
She is attending a meeting
May I know who is calling?
I will tell her to call you back
OK
Hold on, Miss Wong is back
Thank you
Hello, May Wong speaking
Yes...
OK, see you later, bye
I feel terrible
I have no money to go to the doctor
I have a flu
lam aching all over
Aunt has gone to Lantau Island with friends for several days
You have no evening class?
I have a flu
It was joking only
I do that all the time
She asked me to give you this
Why give me money again?
I told her not to do it anymore
You told her I have found a job
That pays 28500 dollars a month
From now on... Give it back then
988 calls centre
Congratulations
Your dad is pregnant
What? Still no news?
Then should I sell my hundreds of thousands of stock or not?
What?
All right...tell me as soon as there is news
Stop it! You don't see we are in a traffic jam?
You want a good beating?
What? John is not back?
Tell me to call me when he comes back
Yes, thank you
Sally Yes?
Who did it?
Who moved the God of Fortune?
Put it back in the proper place
No wonder, what nerve
Tsun still has not called? No
What's wrong with him?
Couldn't he call here if he couldn't reach my hand phone?
Have you found the taxi-driver?
Not yet
You? Where is my phone?
Anyone called me? Yes
What did he say?
He said a lot, but I have forgotten it
You have forgotten?
But I have written it all down, look
Peter...come here, do as it is said here
Hold the Thunder stocks
Buy me 1000 stocks more and call Mr Wong
Ask him to call me
Yes, Boss
God of Fortune here
You really are a good guy, you know it?
You have done a good deed
You not only have saved me
You have saved my company
I know...
I also now that good deed will get good return
How should I thank you?
We can talk it over
Good...come in...
lam not taking up your time?
No, not at all
This toner is very good
It is good for sensitive skin
You have body bath?
Yes, but it is for baby only
Congratulations, brisk business
Thank you...
Madam Cutie, have a drink Thank you
The shop is much bigger now after expansion
Right
Thanks to Brother Wai for chipping in
Otherwise, we couldn't have expanded so fast
Just go for it
Don't worry, with Kuen in charge here
Our dividends are ensured
Oh yes, how come Brother Shui is still not here?
He has been busy
Wreaths, please sign for them
Put them down
Thank you Thank you
Another one
Who is so generous with the wreaths?
Indeed, who?
Shui
Shui, why walked so slowly? Come over here
Yes... hello all..
Granny, congratulations for your pregnancy
Shoo
Sorry, I mean brisk business
Thank you
Ying Luen Securities and Investment Company
Financial Consultant?
Brother Shui, how awesome
Hard work indeed
Mere 30000 dollars a month
But business meeting everyday
And only important meetings for me
And that boss of mine
He knows I was a taxi-driver I am used to driving
But he insisted in assigning a chauffeur for me
I really feel uneasy
I have been cold to you
You are not angry with me?
You are always like that
This doesn't taste good
Why not iced tofu pudding in your place?
Sure
Granny
I am going for some iced tofu pudding
Good bye. GUYS
Shui, what about lunch?
I am busy
What are you doing? Don't work so hard
Nothing, just checking out which stock is a good buy
Then which is a good buy?
KEC, KEC Electronics is good
KEC?
It really will rise?
Sure, it keeps shooting up and I have made a good killing
Really?
Then I will put a million into it
It really will go up?
I believe you, yes or no
It will go up
But a million is a bit...
Too little, all right then
I will put in 3 million
Lunch time, see you
How come he is still not here?
He is on his way, just wait a bit longer
Why not have a happy time first? Who is your favourite boy?
Boy? I mean girl
No, thanks
I hear that Mr Liu has lost 3 million in the stocks
I don't think he has the mood for it
Just call for the bill
3 million? You didn't know?
I didn't, when was it?
Not long ago
A dude fooled him into buying some junk stock
But it slid down as soon as the market opened
He has lost several million dollars
He said since he has lost so much
Why not shell out a hundreds of grands
For a contract on that dude
Not that serious
Don't tell me you are the dude
Bingo No kidding
I mean it Really?
Shui
You are wicked
You really are wicked
I didn't mean it, I didn't know...
You have my admiration...
My admiration...
Help...
Boss, a couple of millions means nothing to you
You take it easy...
Right, that dude Wong tipped some junk stocks for me
But thanks to you
You advised me to buy KEC
It has shot up
I not only won back my loss I have made a million
The 40 grands here is your reward
Smart
Don't just stand here, come and serve us
Wine
A toast to our big win, come on...
Cheers. . . come on
Cheers Good
Today is Granny's birthday
I wish you eternal youth
Many happy returns of the day
Long live Granny...
All right, good boy
It is cold here
Mr Ho, have more drinks
The menu is here, please take a look
No, you read out for us
Drunken prawns
Louder
Braised whole turtle Good...
Braised whole bear palm Whole?
Jumping Buddha with abalone and shark's fin
Really cool
Louder please
Braised giant abalone with maw and sea cucumber
Steamed humpback grouper
Go on
Pot steamed wild mandarin duck with ginseng
Go on
Fried rice with lobster fillet
Braised noodles with geoduck
And bird's nest in coconut milk
Mr Ho, how's the menu?
It will do Then I place the order
Captain Yes
I want to pee Let me help you
How? Let me show you the men's room
Take care, be careful Thank you
Aunt, my toast to you
I have no mood for it
The father and son are killing me
Of course, it is not their money
Every dish is so expensive
That Shui is ridiculous
Come on, everyone is happy
Just once a year
If you don't have enough, we can chip in
Cheers Good girl
I really am very full
That braised wild mandarin duck was quite an experience
Right
That bear palms was quite an experience
The jumping Buddha with abalone and shark's fin was quite an experience
Right, Brother Tin?
Right, the bill will be quite an experience
Ladies and gentlemen, you all full?
Very, can't be fuller
Will it cost 17000 dollars?
16560 dollars
Really 17000 dollars?
Luckily I am not the one footing the bill
17000 dollars then, so what?
What?
18000 dollars here
Shui, you...
How generous Thank you
Keep the change Thank you
You don't have to count them?
It is not necessary
Thank you, thank you...
Honey
This for your bus ride home
I am not dreaming?
All these years
This is the first time Shui gave me money
You are not dreaming, it is a windfall
Envious?
Shui
I don't think I can eat breakfast tomorrow
My nitpicking is that the humpback grouper didn't have a humpback
Brother Tin... Excuse us...
Yu Gau, so the 17000 dollars was worth it
Pa, what do you think?
I like the dessert, the bird's nest
Want to play?
What? No kidding?
What do you want from me?
Rascal, you feel cool now?
Some way to smoke, how cool
Aunt, I still have some, you take it
What for? To buy snacks
No, thanks
I broke two of your spoons
You take it, my compensation
I saw a dinner service in a department Store, it costs 2700 dollars
2700 dollars
Pa
What are you doing?
Brother Tin, could you...
Thank you
2700 dollars Thank you
Thank you
And two dollars here Sure
Brother Tin, you like the jacket?
Thank you
Alter it if it doesn't fit Sure
What about the trousers?
Next time
I, I who have nothing...
Kam Shui, any tips?
The situation not looking good, sell KEC
Sell KEC? But it is going up?
So what?
You know it?
Their video games are no fun at all
I will say a rip-off
The company will go under, mark my words
It fell...
The stock of KEC Electronics has fallen from 8.7 dollars to just over a dollar
How much you have lost?
More than 10 million dollars
But I didn't actually lose the money
I listened to you and sold the stocks
Really?
Boss, I am sorry, I was nervous
It is all right, you are smart
Boss... Another tip?
No, but may I ask you not to kiss me when I am peeing?
It is all right, water means money
Any more? Come on
I am done
Good, so I can kiss you now...